Back when I was your age

I've been noticing things on the news. They are changing society and that's all well and good, but they are also changing the phrases we will use when we get old. Like Pluto not being a planet anymore. (Should I capitalize pluto still?) That leads you to "Back when I was your age, Pluto was still a planet!"
Yesterday I saw in the news a recent study that sitting up straight is bad for your back. Enter, "Back when I was your age, sitting up straight was good for ya!"
What's next?