Jude and Daddy
Eve and Daddy
Hopefully you enjoy the pictures. Let me know what you think.
*special thanks to Bob. our photographer. These pictures were taken in western NY, if you are in need of an excellent photographer, email me here
She really is very sweet.
Great picture right! We were thinking of trying to submit this to a magazine. Problem is I don't know which one. Any suggestions?
** I've got a bunch more pictures to post. We went and visited some friends the next day and got some more good shots. However. . Blogger in it's infinite wisdom has decided that I am done posting pictures for the day. I will try again later and hopefully not get the "Page Cannot Be Displayed" screen. BTW, remember the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death)? Something I haven't seen in a rather long time. I think "Page Cannot Be Displayed" may be a new contender.
Recruiting Tirade: Stages
I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters since I have started this blog. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern...
I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our troops.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been dying for the past seven years.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I will now return the favor.
If you don't send this to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00 P.M. and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer.
My wife went in first to tell the kids she had a suprise!
It took my daughter just a second to realize that it was me.
My son was 5 months when I left, 9 when I got back. So that's quite a bit of change
One big happy family again!
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